Las Mejores Críticas de RYM: RIStout reviews Amplifier Worship by Boris (Dec 15, 2005)

Rock 'n' Roll Elementary 

2112 Teenage Rebellion Lane 

Podunk, Nowheresville 

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Postrock, 

  This letter is in regards to your child Boris. While he/she/he is very intelligent and talented, has a delightful personality, and is quite calm and well-mannered outside of class, we've noticed some behavioral problems that have arisen lately. Your young student tends to interrupt classroom proceedings with voracious energy, ferociously stomping and jumping up and down, throwing (expensive) furniture, and generally creating havoc. Boris can also be loud, VERY loud. This anarchy is very distressing to their classmates. Why just the other day, after a particularly rambunctious session, I found little Lemmy Heavymetal cowering in a corner, muttering something I couldn't understand. I might be wrong, but I believe it was in Japanese. When I finally was able to calm him down a bit, he broke into tears, bitterly lamenting that he could not make his guitar put out that big noise. I fear this may be only the first of many psychological problems which may come to the fore if we do not address Boris' forceful style. 

  We do not wish to stifle the creativity of your pride and joy, but to channel it constructively. Indeed, on the plus side, Boris has the amazing ability to focus for long periods of time. But often this focus is accompanied by a deep keening drone which disturbs the children. Amazingly your son/daughter/son has done well with homework and is nearly a straight A student, as you well know. We see a bright future for Boris if only it would bring its three heads together and pay attention to the work like the others. I'd like to set up an appointment for you to come in and we can try and find a solution to this situation. 

Sincerely, 

Miss Rourke 

3rd Period Power-Chording