I went into record store, in early 1989, and there was this beautiful girl. She thought I worked there, so she started to seduce me. She asked, "Hey do you have the new My Bloody Valentine album Isn't Anything?"
I responded, "No...I...I don't know who they are, sorry."
Then she touched me at the hips and said in a soft voice, "Do you work here?"
I started to shake nervously as there were others starting to notice. I said in a flat voice, "No".
She slapped me and screamed, "Pervert!".
Immediately, I walked over to the M section and found the album as people were yelling, "Call the cops". The girl screamed like a banshee, "Pervert, he touched me!!!"
The cops were called. Never again did I visit this store, but I ended up buying the album before being handcuffed. Best Purchase ever.
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